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Angalia, tayari nimesema samahani,
rafiki. Kwa hivyo ichukue au iache.

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Kwa njia yoyote, nadhani sisi
labda unapaswa kuangalia ikiwa bado una vidole.

3
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(muziki hucheza kimya kimya)

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Vunja kitu kwenye gorofa yangu.

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Je!

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Hapana.
Kwa umakini.

7
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Vunja chochote hapa
na kisha tutaacha.

8
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Pff... Sawa.

9
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Sawa, kwa nini, wa-
Endelea.

10
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Sawa.
Chochote.

11
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Nitavunja kitu hapa.
Endelea.

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Ndio, naenda...

13
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??

14
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Fanya hivyo.

15
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Kwa kweli nitafanya.

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Ndio? Kwa dhati,
Nitaivunja. Sawa.

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Wewe ha-

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Endelea.

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(kuguna) siwezi kuifanya.

20
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Chui kutoka kwa Urembo na
Mnyama alikuwa kuponda kwangu kwa mara ya kwanza.

21
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Subiri, subiri, Bibi Potts?
Ndiyo.

22
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Sawa, hiyo haitafanya kazi kamwe.

23
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Ungemponda tano
dakika ya tarehe ya kwanza.

24
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Unafikiri yeye d kuweka nje
tarehe ya kwanza?

25
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Hapana, ninamaanisha, wewe ni mjanja kama kutomba.
Ndiyo. Sawa.

26
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Labda ampige
akijaza glasi yake ya mvinyo.

27
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Kisha ningemjenga upya.

28
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Bibi arusi kazi ya Frankenstein.

29
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Gundi yake pamoja kutoka kwa kumbukumbu.

30
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Spout yenye mpini ilitumika kuwa.

31
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Ah, mama, nimekutana na mtu.
Yeye ndiye kiumbe wangu kamili zaidi.

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Lo, tazama, yangu ya ajabu nilikuwa nayo
Ukuta huu karibu na kitanda changu,

33
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na karibu na mto wangu,
kulikuwa na mbweha huyu wa kiume.

34
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Alikuwa na jumper kidogo ya njano

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na kifusi cha nywele
ili kuonyesha kuwa alikuwa mvulana.

36
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Na nilikuwa nampenda.

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Ulimpenda?
Hapana, nilimpenda.

38
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Alikuwa mpenzi wa maisha yangu.

39
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Kimsingi, nadhani ilikuwa
siku ya kwanza ya darasa la sita,

40
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Nilifika nyumbani na wazazi wangu walikuwa

41
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kuvua Ukuta
na kuchora chumba changu kama mshangao.

42
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Hapana. Ndiyo!
Nililia kama wiki nzima.

43
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Ilikuwa ya kusikitisha sana.

44
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(anavuta pumzi) kwa kweli
hajawahi kumwambia mtu yeyote ... hapo awali.

45
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(hushusha pumzi)
Ilikuwa...

46
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huyu yeye?

47
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Ee Mungu wangu.
Mbweha wangu.

48
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Kijana wangu.
Ulimpataje?

49
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Kwa hivyo, ndio, hii ni kweli
kitu pekee ninachofanya vizuri.

50
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Hiyo si kweli.

51
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Na kama, nipe nambari yako,
nami nitakutumia.

52
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Sawa.
Ndio, sawa.

53
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(simu inalia) Ah.

54
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Mh...
Halo, jamani, nawaza tu hapo.

55
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Wanapaswa kubadilisha jina
ya vichwa vya habari vya magazeti

56
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kwa vichwa vya habari vya magazeti.

57
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Wanatudanganya.
Amka.

58
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Sawa, niende basi.

59
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Sawa.

60
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(mifuko ya sufuria)

61
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Nadhani tumeacha sasa.

62
00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,800
? Naficha uchafu wangu chumbani...?

63
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Nitakuokoa wakati, perv.

64
00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,480
Sentimita 9, nyembamba.

65
00:03:14,559 --> 00:03:16,919
Labda 11 wakati huu wa siku.

66
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Labda.
162 sentimita.

67
00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,959
Halo, mguu wako unaendeleaje?

68
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Ndio, nadhani uko sawa.
Ni michubuko tu.

69
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Kichwa cha mbwa mwembamba
alichukua sehemu kubwa ya uharibifu.

70
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Kampuni inaendeleaje?
Mh...

71
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Ndio, dhahabu thabiti.

72
00:03:33,519 --> 00:03:34,959
Unafanya nini chumbani kwangu?

73
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Je, unajua jinsi ilivyo
Je! umekuwa na hisia kidogo humu ndani hivi majuzi?

74
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Jack yuko hapa sana, sawa?

75
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Naam, itapata mengi kabisa
ndogo wakati mdogo anakuja.

76
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Wewe ni nini - Hapana.
(simu inaita)

77
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Samahani, ndio, najua.

78
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Habari. Ee Mungu wangu!
Una mimba!

79
00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,639
Ndiyo. Lo! Ndiyo! Oh.

80
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Tutasubiri kukuambia
hadi baada ya mtoto, lakini ninamaanisha ...

81
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Pole.
(SIMU) Hujambo, unaweza kunisikia?

82
00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:01,239
Halo, upo au haupo?

83
00:04:01,279 --> 00:04:03,120
Ndio, niko hapa.
4837.

84
00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,800
Walakini, nilikuwa kama,
unaghairi tamasha?

85
00:04:04,839 --> 00:04:06,279
Na anasema, hapana,
Nimeghairiwa.

86
00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:09,400
Inavyoonekana, alikuwa akiweka
kwa lafudhi wakati wote.

87
00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:13,919
Kwa hivyo na Mpakistani anayecheka ameenda,
Nakuhitaji ufanye dakika 40 badala ya 15.

88
00:04:13,959 --> 00:04:16,639
Kwa hivyo itakuwa mjenzi wa kejeli,
basi wewe.

89
00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,319
Ongea baadaye, pole pole. (anacheka)

90
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(anaugulia) nyie
lazima kufanya hivyo baadaye. Ninapaswa kuandika hivi sasa, sawa?

91
00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,360
Je, huna mtaalamu wa magonjwa ya akili
miadi ndani ya dakika 20?

92
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Kumbe!

93
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Kristo.

94
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Ni sentimita 406.

95
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(tiketi za saa)

96
00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,319
(huvuta pumzi nzito)

97
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Pole.

98
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Tumbili.
Hapana.

99
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Hivyo nina kwenda kuweka hii kwa ufupi.

100
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Nilikuwa na kuangalia kwa njia
dodoso lako,

101
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na nadhani naweza kusema kwa usalama
bila kivuli cha shaka

102
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kwamba wewe

103
00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,400
hawana ADHD.

104
00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:08,480
Sasa, nimekuelewa
kuwa na wasiwasi na

105
00:05:08,519 --> 00:05:10,559
wanakabiliwa na shida, lakini ...

106
00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,000
Namaanisha, ndivyo kila mtu.

107
00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:19,199
Na tabia yako kuhusu
kusimamia muda au kudumisha umakini

108
00:05:19,239 --> 00:05:22,559
uwezekano unatokana na wapi
unaweka thamani yako.

109
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Sawa?

110
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I mean, hakuna kitu
vibaya na mtu ambaye anataka kutumia asubuhi yote

111
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kupoteza muda wao kwenye
simu, TikTok ya kusogeza maangamizi

112
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akiwa amekaa kwenye choo
mpaka miguu yako inakufa ganzi.

113
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Lakini namaanisha, siwezi basi
kukupa udhuru wa matibabu

114
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kwanini ulikosa basi.

115
00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,360
Sawa?

116
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,599
Namaanisha, sote tunafanya mambo
hiyo haitupendezi.

117
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Hayo ni maisha tu, kwa bahati mbaya.

118
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Sawa.

119
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,919
Sawa, asante kwa hilo, Richard.

120
00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,720
Hatutakuweka.

121
00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:59,239
Umejaribu kutembea kwa muda mrefu
au labda kupata programu ya kalenda?

122
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Au labda jaribu tu kutokuwa hivyo
mpotezaji mkali kila wakati?

123
00:06:02,919 --> 00:06:04,879
? (muziki wa elektroniki)

124
00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,839
Huyo hapo.
Inaendeleaje? Hey, mtu.

125
00:06:13,879 --> 00:06:17,919
Ni vizuri kukutana na
slag ambayo squirt wale punters wote katika mlango.

126
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Aw-haw... Imeoza.

127
00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,360
Kwa hivyo angalia, nimeamua kuwa usiku wa leo,
ni wewe tu.

128
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Unaongoza.
Je!

129
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,559
Kwa nini? Mwenzangu, sikiliza.
(furaha iliyojaa)

130
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Wote wako hapa kukuona.
Sijawahi kuona kitu kama hicho.

131
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Ndiyo maana.

132
00:06:34,599 --> 00:06:37,000
Pia, wajenzi wa banter
baada ya kughairiwa.

133
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Kitu kuhusu a
bichon fris� pete ya mapigano.

134
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Kuwa mkweli na wewe, mimi si hata
hakika yeye ni mfanyabiashara mwenye leseni.

135
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Kichwa cha habari?
Lazima niende.

136
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Sawa.

137
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Nimepata hii.

138
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Sawa.

139
00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,120
HA! Sawa.

140
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Nimepata hii.

141
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(mlio mdogo)
UMATI: Whoaaaaaaaa!

142
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,080
Waa-ha-ha-hoo!

143
00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,080
(umati unapiga kelele)
Ndiyo!

144
00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:14,080
Naam, asante sana kwa kuja
nje kwa Woke Shop usiku wa leo.

145
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UMATI: Ndio!

146
00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,959
(kupiga kelele)

147
00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,519
Mahali pekee ambapo wewe
hawezi kusema chochote kibaya.

148
00:07:23,559 --> 00:07:25,879
(umati unapiga kelele na kupiga makofi)

149
00:07:25,919 --> 00:07:30,120
OHHH! Nini kingine,
nini kingine kinaendelea?

150
00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,599
(kupumua kwa kina)
Nilijipatia mmoja wao

151
00:07:33,639 --> 00:07:36,400
dolls halisi katika duka la ngono.

152
00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,400
(ushangiliaji wa umati)
Ah na wenzangu,

153
00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,360
Nadhani niko katika mapenzi.
(ushangiliaji wa umati)

154
00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,480
Lo! Nyenzo za mke halisi,
unajua ninamaanisha nini?

155
00:07:45,519 --> 00:07:49,319
(shangwe za sauti)
Mwili wa kushangaza.

156
00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,839
Punda mkubwa.
UMATI: Ndio!

157
00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:55,040
(anapumua) Lakini bora kuliko vijana wote,
karibu...

158
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Karibu...
(kupumua kwa kina)

159
00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,480
Hakuna sauti. HA!

160
00:08:00,519 --> 00:08:02,800
(kushangilia na kupiga kelele)

161
00:08:02,839 --> 00:08:06,319
Ndio-haaaaaa!

162
00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:11,639
Lo! Mimi ni Joe Kane tu. Wooo!
(ushangiliaji wa umati)

163
00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:15,400
(Growling) Vijana, mko tayari
tendo lako la kwanza la usiku?

164
00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:16,440
UMATI: Ndio!

165
00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:21,160
Ah, akifanya toleo lake la kwanza la Woke Shop,
tafadhali kuwakaribisha kwa furaha

166
00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:23,480
kwa Mama wa Kiingereza.

167
00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:26,080
(shangwe za sauti)

168
00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:28,839
Nenda nayo tu.

169
00:08:28,879 --> 00:08:30,919
(kushangilia na vifijo vinaendelea)

170
00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:45,199
(watazamaji watulie)

171
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,680
(maoni ya maikrofoni)

172
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:55,480
(lafudhi) Whooo...
(ushangiliaji wa umati)

173
00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:04,360
Nani aliacha kuzamishwa kwa damu?
(shangwe za sauti)

174
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:10,239
Naam, usinifanye nipate
kijiko hicho cha mbao.

175
00:09:10,279 --> 00:09:12,440
UMATI: Ooohhh. (kushangilia)

176
00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,800
Kutamani ni wazimu, sivyo?

177
00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:18,800
UMATI: NAAM!
(vicheko na furaha)

178
00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:26,919
Hapa sisi kwenda.
Ya mwisho.

179
00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:28,959
Oh. Je, itakuwaje?

180
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,720
Je, hii ni tambarare au ya viungo?

181
00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:36,120
UMATI: Kimenuka, kimekolea!

182
00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,040
Hiyo ni kweli, ni spicy.

183
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,879
(umati 'woo')

184
00:09:41,919 --> 00:09:43,559
UMATI: Ndio! (kupiga makofi)

185
00:09:43,599 --> 00:09:45,559
Ikiwa hiyo ilionekana kuwa ya viungo kwako,

186
00:09:45,599 --> 00:09:48,360
Nina kitu chaweza
kuuza tumbo lako.

187
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,919
(kushangilia kwa sauti kubwa)

188
00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:54,879
? Nina joto sana,
Nataka kuvua nguo zangu...?

189
00:09:54,919 --> 00:09:57,080
Gorofa 7 Juu.

190
00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,040
(umati unapiga kelele na kushangilia)

191
00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,680
(kushangilia)

192
00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:13,279
Sl�n abhaile, walalahoi enyi.

193
00:10:13,319 --> 00:10:16,800
UMATI: (wakiimba) Mama! Mama!
Mama! Mama! Mama!

194
00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,279
Asante sana. Asante, wavulana.

195
00:10:21,319 --> 00:10:23,400
(kuimba kunaendelea)

196
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,120
(anacheka) Asante.

197
00:10:32,519 --> 00:10:36,879
Umeua jamani.
Oh, Joe, mtu. Asante sana.

198
00:10:36,919 --> 00:10:40,040
Nashukuru sana. Wote
hayo mambo machafu ya kizamani.

199
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:45,440
Mwenzangu... Kwa hivyo takataka.
Hapana, hapana, jamani. Ni kejeli.

200
00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,680
Ni vichekesho vya kupinga mapana kama
Bibi Brown's- Vyovyote vile.

201
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:55,239
Mwenzi. Sijawahi kuona
wanacheka hivyo.

202
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,360
Kufanya Gangbusters juu
mkondo wa moja kwa moja pia. Hapana.

203
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,760
Ee Mungu. Ee Mungu.

204
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,279
(kicheko cha maniacal) Ah, amefanikiwa.

205
00:11:02,319 --> 00:11:06,599
Endelea kufanya ujinga huo wa kijinga,
na tutatengeneza mamilioni.

206
00:11:06,639 --> 00:11:09,800
Oh... Lazima niende.

207
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,559
Huyo hapo.
Habari.

208
00:11:12,599 --> 00:11:13,760
Habari.
Mwanadamu, waliipenda.

209
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,800
nyie mlifikiria nini?

210
00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:18,559
Sikujua ni nini
ulifikiri ilikuwa ya kuchekesha.

211
00:11:18,599 --> 00:11:22,120
Ni kejeli.
sijui, jamani.

212
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,360
Ulifikiria nini, Rebeka?

213
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,400
Hiyo ilikuwa mbaya sana. Oh.

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Wewe si yule niliyefikiria wewe.

215
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Wewe si mcheshi,
na wewe ni mtu mbaya.

216
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? (muziki mkali)

217
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nakuchukia.

218
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,239
Na punda wako yuko nyuma.

219
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,919
(kupiga kelele)

220
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,919
(wote wanacheka vibaya)

221
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:45,319
(muziki, kicheko na
endelea kupiga kelele)

222
00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:56,440
Mwana. Mimi na pirate ni wapenzi.

223
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Na ni mkono wako.
Ahoy!

224
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,000
(muziki, kicheko na
endelea kupiga kelele)

225
00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:07,440
(kupiga kelele)

226
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,239
? Ninaficha uchafu wangu chumbani.

227
00:12:19,279 --> 00:12:21,879
? Nimepata nafasi kama unataka.?

228
00:12:21,919 --> 00:12:24,080
Huo ni wazimu. Hiyo
alikuwa mtu wa ndotoni.

229
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,160
Halo, unataka ...
Naniaaaa. AH! Uko sawa?

230
00:12:27,199 --> 00:12:28,559
Nzuri? Ndio, ndio,
Mimi ni mzuri. Ndiyo, samahani.

231
00:12:28,599 --> 00:12:29,680
Sawa.
Samahani, nilikuwa na...

232
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Nilikuwa na ndoto
Nilikuwa nikimnyonya maharamia.

233
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:35,040
Ah, uchungu ulikuwaje?
Ndio, ilikuwa nzuri.

234
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,480
Ningeweza kufanya bila
akinong'ona

235
00:12:36,519 --> 00:12:38,800
'arse matey' kwenye sikio langu.

236
00:12:38,839 --> 00:12:40,199
Hiyo ina maana wewe ni
wasiwasi kuhusu pesa.

237
00:12:40,239 --> 00:12:42,519
Hapana, ina maana yeye
mwenye jinsia mbili au mwenye wasiwasi,

238
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kweli,
kuhusu tamasha kubwa.

239
00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:45,800
Maandalizi yanaendeleaje?
Um...

240
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Mimi kwa kweli...

241
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sitafanya tamasha.

242
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:57,080
(anapumua) Ee Mungu wangu, asante Mungu.
Yesu Kristo, Ee Mungu wangu.

243
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,919
Nimekuwa na wasiwasi sana wiki nzima.

244
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:02,519
Yeye ni mwendawazimu! Nilikuwa mgonjwa sana
wiki kufikiria juu yake, kwa uaminifu.

245
00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:05,480
Yeye ni mmoja wa podcast hawa kaka.
jamani hata kusema nini huko juu?

246
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,360
Lakini bado ulikuwa unaenda?

247
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,440
Ndiyo, bila shaka.

248
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,559
Ilikuwa muhimu kwako.
Alikuwa ananifanya nije, hivyo.

249
00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:13,480
Ah! Oh, sawa. Ndiyo. Ndiyo.

250
00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:16,040
Alisema njoo huko.
Ndio, alifanya.

251
00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:18,040
Bado nitafanya
kitu usiku wa leo, ingawa.

252
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,400
Oh, baridi.
Nitakutumia ujumbe kuhusu hilo baadaye.

253
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,800
Sawa. Kubwa.

254
00:13:21,839 --> 00:13:23,680
Kubwa.
Baridi.

255
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,919
Bado una daktari wa akili
miadi saa 11:00, kwa njia,

256
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:29,360
kwa hivyo labda kuondoka kama 10:00.
Asante.

257
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,760
Habari.

258
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,400
Najivunia wewe.

259
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:43,839
Ni saa 9:00 tu.

260
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,160
Kwa hivyo angalia, hii sio sawa
mashauriano.

261
00:13:48,199 --> 00:13:51,239
Mlundikano wa tathmini ni mkubwa.

262
00:13:51,279 --> 00:13:53,760
Unaweza kuwa unasubiri chochote
kutoka miezi 6 hadi mwaka

263
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,639
kabla sijaweza
utambuzi sahihi.

264
00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:03,279
Hata hivyo, kulingana na dodoso lako

265
00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:09,160
na mtazamaji anaripoti kwamba yako
Rafiki wa utotoni, Lauren alijaza,

266
00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:15,720
Nadhani kuna uwezekano
kwamba una ADHD.

267
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,559
Na wameonyesha dalili
inayotokana na utoto.

268
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:24,680
Sasa, itakuwa kitambo
kabla sijasema hivyo rasmi,

269
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,160
na hata zaidi kabla
tunaweza kuangalia matibabu.

270
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:32,040
Lakini nilifikiri tu unaweza
napenda kujua tulipo.

271
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,440
Sawa?

272
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,440
? (muziki wa anga ya chini)

273
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,959
Sawa, kwa hivyo uko kwenye orodha ya wanaosubiri,
na akasema kama ipo

274
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kughairi, atatujulisha.

275
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Baridi.

276
00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:47,760
Asante, Mama.
Pole.

277
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,839
Samahani, najua unachukia hilo.

278
00:14:56,839 --> 00:14:57,839
Kijana mzuri.

279
00:14:57,879 --> 00:15:12,040
??

280
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,559
(toni ya simu)

281
00:15:13,599 --> 00:15:16,239
Oh-ho, Kiingereza kikubwa
bibi mwenyewe.

282
00:15:16,279 --> 00:15:17,639
Eh, Joe, ninahitaji
kughairi usiku wa leo.

283
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,919
Je, umeghairiwa pia?

284
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,480
Funika mimi.

285
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,879
Alikuwa na simu sawa tu
kutoka kwa Mpakistani anayecheka.

286
00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:24,120
Wa kushoto wamechukua silaha.

287
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,839
Hatutaenda kwa upole
mpaka usiku huo mwema.

288
00:15:26,879 --> 00:15:29,760
Hapana, hapana, ninaghairi tamasha.

289
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,279
Na mimi sio tu Joe Kane, kaka.

290
00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:35,760
Sio tu gigi yangu kinda.

291
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,120
Midomo hiyo lazima iwe na fulani
mbaya shit juu yako, mate.

292
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,239
Usiseme zaidi.

293
00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:41,400
Tutakurudisha nyumbani
wakati huu unavuma.

294
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,959
Nikiwa na wewe bado niko
kufadhili majaribio ya kampuni kuhusu

295
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,440
wenzi wa ndoa wa Ireland ambao walihamia baadaye
mlango kwa familia ya wageni.

296
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,760
Inaitwa mjomba na
shangazi uhamiaji. Kwa sasa tuko 140...

297
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,040
(wito tone ya mwisho) Oh, Yesu Kristo.

298
00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:05,239
Lazima nifanye tafrija sasa.

299
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,839
Lazima nifanye gigi. Vichekesho.
Je, kuna shida gani na viatu vya mbwa?

300
00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:21,800
??

301
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:24,480
(mazungumzo ya chini)

302
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,599
(kicheko)

303
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,400
Habari! Haya!

304
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,879
Ooooh. (anacheka)

305
00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:36,760
Unajisikiaje?
Pwah. Kweli?

306
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,120
Oh. Nimepata sifuri, kwa hivyo unaiweka msumari.

307
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,000
Aww. Asante, jamani.

308
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,559
Subiri, subiri. Hongera.
Ah.

309
00:16:45,599 --> 00:16:48,279
WOTE: (sauti za chuki) Cheers.

310
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:52,279
Unakunywa maji? Nini, ni
unatumia antibiotics au kitu?

311
00:16:52,319 --> 00:16:54,599
Hapana, mimi ni mjamzito na ni cum yake.

312
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,040
(anacheka)
Lauren!

313
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,160
Lauren!

314
00:17:04,199 --> 00:17:05,959
Samahani, utatetereka
ni nje. Wewe ni mjinga.

315
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,400
Nina furaha sana kwa ajili yenu.

316
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,519
Najua nyie mmekuwa mkijaribu.
Asante.

317
00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:13,080
Kwa sababu kuta ni
super fucking nyembamba. Oh, kutomba mbali.

318
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,839
Unataka nikutambulishe vipi?

319
00:17:14,879 --> 00:17:18,239
Oh, em ... Em, kama mimi.

320
00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:20,480
Kama wewe. Sawa.

321
00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:22,199
Yeye ni kipaji.

322
00:17:22,239 --> 00:17:25,720
(Cheers na makofi) Asante,
asante, asante kwa utangulizi.

323
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,680
Karibu tena kwa Kukodisha.
Je, nyote mlikuwa na mapumziko mazuri?

324
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,400
UMATI: Ndio!
Wanawake hawa wawili bila shaka walifurahia mapumziko.

325
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,319
Angalia sneachta ya zamani
puani hapo?

326
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,519
Huelewi?
Hilo ndilo neno la Kiayalandi la theluji.

327
00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:38,319
(Kicheko) Ohhh. Lo!

328
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:42,000
Kumbuka hilo? sidhani
Nitafanya hivyo usiku wa leo.

329
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:46,000
Kitendo kinachofuata, cha kufurahisha sana,
kwa kweli, sio tu mwanzo wake hapa Silly Billy,

330
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,519
ni msimamo wake wa kwanza
vichekesho milele, milele, milele.

331
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:50,680
(furaha)
Basi hebu kupata kidogo ya nishati kwenda.

332
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,680
Wanawake wa Sneachta,
mengine yote, mengine yote.

333
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:57,959
(Cheers na makofi) Tafadhali
karibu jukwaani, eh, huyu jamaa.

334
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,279
Aw. Mimi kwa kweli lazima
wamesema jina langu.

335
00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:03,239
(shangwe na makofi)

336
00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:17,879
Hali ya hewa ya Ireland ni wazimu sivyo,
ni ajabu.

337
00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:20,279
Kwa hivyo leo ilikuwa joto sana.

338
00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:24,440
Sikutarajia kuwa.
Na hewa ilikuwa mbaya sana.

339
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,160
Kwa kweli, ilikuwa mbaya sana,
Nilikaribia kuitoa pochi yangu.

340
00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:29,959
(Lauren anacheka)

341
00:18:31,199 --> 00:18:34,480
Asante, bibi. Hapana, sivyo
Mama yangu. Mama si hapa.

342
00:18:34,519 --> 00:18:38,959
Nilimwambia kuhusu tamasha, yeye
hakutaka kuja. Em, ni sawa.

343
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,080
Hapana, huyo ni Lauren, mwenzangu.

344
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,959
Lauren na Jack, wangu
wenzako wapo hapa.

345
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,519
(waliotawanyika 'woos')

346
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,720
Kubwa.
Asante kwa wooo.

347
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,800
Hapana, wamekuwa kweli
mzuri na ananiunga mkono.

348
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:52,400
Nilihamia kwao mwaka jana
baada ya talaka yangu,

349
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,480
nao wakatoa
mimi sana.

350
00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:58,199
Kodi ya bei nafuu, lakini ninayo
kuwasikiliza wakipanda.

351
00:18:58,239 --> 00:19:00,480
(kicheko)

352
00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:01,919
Boo.

353
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:06,480
Hapana, hapana. Wamejaa,
kwa uaminifu, wakati wanapanda.

354
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:08,199
Nilikuwa huko kwa miezi michache ya kwanza.

355
00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:10,599
Nilidhani kuna shakwe
amefungwa kwenye kuta.

356
00:19:10,639 --> 00:19:12,839
Pole kwa hilo.
Ilikuwa mbaya sana kwako.

357
00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:17,239
Hapana, lakini kurudi huko kuna
imekuwa ya kuvutia na ya kufurahisha sana.

358
00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:18,919
Na nilikuwa namuona msichana huyu

359
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:21,000
na tukaenda tarehe na
yote yalikuwa yakienda vizuri sana.

360
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:26,360
Na kisha mwisho wa tarehe,
alikimbia juu ya mguu wangu na gari lake.

361
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:32,040
Na niwaambie, ijayo
asubuhi, kijana, mbwa wangu walikuwa wakibweka.

362
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:39,400
Fuck. Nilisahau, samahani, nilisahau
sema kwamba viatu vilikuwa na mbwa juu yao.

363
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,760
Walikuwa kama mbunifu
viatu nilipata katika kazi yangu ya mwisho.

364
00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,400
Haijalishi.

365
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,599
Ndio, nadhani huo ni wakati wangu.

366
00:19:47,639 --> 00:19:51,279
Eh, asante sana.
(shangwe na makofi)

367
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,160
Sio mbaya hata kidogo, sawa?
Ndio, nzuri sana.

368
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,760
Ilikuwa nzuri sana.
Hukuwa shit.!

369
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,919
Asante.
Hiyo ndiyo hasa nilikuwa naenda.

370
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:09,440
Kwa ajili ya Mungu. Je, unahisi nini?
sijui. Kwa kweli nataka kuifanya tena.

371
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,279
Wewe ni kama asili.
Ulikuwa hivyo kwa kweli, kama vile ulikuwa ndani yake.

372
00:20:13,319 --> 00:20:15,400
Ndiyo. Ni kama umekuwa
kuifanya kwa miaka.

373
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,959
Usiambie - Halo, hujambo, hujambo.
Nyamaza tafadhali.

374
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,279
Asante sana.
(anacheka) Unajua.

375
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,919
Sikiliza, tunakwenda
fanya kitendo kingine

376
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:24,160
na nimefurahishwa sana nayo.

377
00:20:24,199 --> 00:20:26,000
Najua ninyi nyote
hapa kwa sababu hiyo hiyo.

378
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,279
Sawa, hii ndiyo.

379
00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:29,959
Nitaleta kitendo kinachofuata
na nataka utoe... (dialogue inafifia)

380
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,120
? (muziki wa kusisimua)

381
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,160
Unamjua, unampenda.

382
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,879
Tafadhali tafadhali karibu tena
kwa hatua ya Silly Billy,

383
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:40,839
Becky Warhol.
(shangwe na makofi)

384
00:20:44,839 --> 00:20:46,639
Asante sana.

385
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,919
Imekuwa shit kidogo
wiki hadi nilipofika hapa.

386
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,279
Lakini basi nilipokuwa nikifika, wengine
mzee wa nje aliniambia nitabasamu

387
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,360
zaidi na tu kabisa
akaigeuza.

388
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,760
(kicheko cha watazamaji)
Ilikuwa ya kushangaza.

389
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,480
Ndio, imekuwa wakati mgumu.

390
00:21:01,519 --> 00:21:04,239
Dada yangu, ambaye ni rafiki yangu mkubwa,
amehamia Australia.

391
00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:06,239
Kwa hivyo eh... Ndio.
UMATI: Aww.

392
00:21:06,279 --> 00:21:09,239
Ni ngumu sana kujua
dada yako ni kichaa cha msingi.

393
00:21:09,279 --> 00:21:11,559
(kicheko)

394
00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:14,319
Nilikutana na kijana huyu mpya, kwa kweli.

395
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,599
UMATI: Wooo.
Ndiyo, asante.

396
00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:20,000
Alinipeleka kwenye otomatiki
kuosha gari kwa tarehe yetu ya kwanza.

397
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,080
Romance haijafa.

398
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:26,199
Na hakuna mzaha hapa. Yeye
akafungua dirisha katikati.

399
00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:28,160
Mimi si shit wewe.

400
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:32,440
Nilikaa tu bwana, kama hivi
ni wazo lako la kunilowesha...

401
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,839
(vicheko na furaha)

402
00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,639
Ndio, yeye ni nyenzo nzuri, ingawa.

403
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:45,760
??

404
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,319
Nitaenda kwa tarehe moja zaidi
na kukujulisha inakuwaje?

405
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,279
(umati wa watu)

406
00:21:50,319 --> 00:21:52,239
Ndio, sijui.
Ah, tafadhali.

407
00:21:52,279 --> 00:21:54,559
Nyamaza jamani.
Pole.

408
00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:56,360
Samahani, kila mtu.
Pole kwa hilo.

409
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,879
Pole kwa hilo.

410
00:21:57,919 --> 00:21:59,559
Endelea.

411
00:21:59,599 --> 00:22:06,879
? Amesimama kwenye mlango wa Pink
Flamingo, akilia kwenye mvua.

412
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,919
? Ilikuwa ni aina ya
hivyo upendo, na mimi nina

413
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:18,760
? nitahakikisha
haitatokea tena.

414
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,680
? Wewe na mimi, ilibidi iwe

415
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:28,120
? utani wa kudumu wa mwaka.

416
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,760
? Ulikuwa usingizi karibu,

417
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:37,360
? kupotea na kupatikana,
na sio kwangu, naogopa.?

418
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:41,960
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